It was recently my pleasure to surprise the Rt. Revd. Pastor Manul Laphroaig with my layman’s contribution Where is ShimDBC.exe? to his increasingly successful epistle PoC||GTFO on reverse engineering as worship of weird machines. His church asks its evangelists to “mirror—don’t merely link”. In that spirit, I reproduce the 59MB of PoC||GTFO 13 here and hope that you do not get too much diverted on your way to PoC||GTFO 13:9. I regret, however, that my humble resources don’t allow me to mirror all the church’s good works. For those, the PoC clergy say they like the following mirrors: